My Brother's Nintendo ds

Me: So how are you doing Nintendo Ds?

Ds: Please just call me Ds and I am doing completely terrible!

Me: Why are you feeling so terrible? Does it have to do with my brother?

Ds: Yes it does have to do with your brother? I feel horrible because he plays his video games on me to much, I am getting really tired all the time because of it.

Me: So what else does my brother do to you besides make you tired?

Ds: Well, he pushes on my A and B buttons much too hard, when he's trying to win a video game.

Me: When he starts getting mad because he keeps losing on his video games, does that annoy you?

Ds: Yes it does annoy me. It gives me huge headaches and my speakers won't stop ringing for weeks!

Me: Well thank you for your time Ds and for telling me what your entire life is like.

Ds: Your very welcome and goodbye!